What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:57

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”